Pattycake In The Car Wash

[NCIS] Plumbing for Dummies



DONT ever take a Sunday morning. Comment when you're bored o_o_aurora_o_o is nearby. Why? Because just convincing you that it is a good idea to write something for the challenge of lorelai_ncis and one that has recently short fuse, just writing this

Title: Plumbing for Dummies
Characters: LJ Gibbs and Tobias Fornell
Warnings: crackfic!
Rating: all public
Author Notes: my answer to the challenge posed by lorelai_ncis on "kitchen"

- SHIT! - Was the first thing I heard upon entering the door. Obviously things were not going too well. Looked down to see that his shoes were wet. Yes, definitely something going badly wrong.

- What the hell have you done? - FBI agent asked to see the disaster.

- Do you care to leave the questions for later? - Answered his friend - In case you have not noticed, I'm about to drown. Fornell

rolled up his sleeves before going to the kitchen where Leroy Jethro Gibbs without much success trying to fix the leak.

- I told you to help, damn stubborn!, Could not you wait?

- The kitchen was flooding - Gibbs defended.

- Oh, sorry, I did not notice that the situation was better than ten minutes! I'm going to say good night to Emily on the phone and I managed to turn your kitchen into Lake Mason.

- Let the chatter for later. I need the key grip.

- What you need is ...

- Tobias! - Gibbs shouted.

- Okay, okay - passing Fornell said that he had asked - here it is. Tirártela Try not to mind. I do not want to take you to the hospital.

- Fornell, I promise that as not shut up ...

The officer decided to leave. He knew his friend had been too much to continue arguing with him. He raised his hands in surrender, took a chair and sat down to watch him work. When he saw that he was about to end, he rose to find a couple of beers in the fridge. Gibbs soon appeared, wiping her hands with a towel. He took the beer offered him and began to leave the room.

- You know where the mop! - He said without even looking at him.

- Are you trying to clean? - Asked surprised.

- It's like the dishes, I scrub, you dry. In this case, I fix, you clean. Fornell

stared incredulously as he left. It was the last time Gibbs accepted an invitation to dine at home! THE END

Vezon Buiding Intructions

Coffee & Vanilla ~ ~ Think & Feel

. Imagine what you read; Feel what you write .

viewing Read every word written by that person capable of tying up your eyes to letters together with passion. A person who has reached your heart with "I love you" of someone, that makes you find a dictionary to find infinite meanings of 'true' word not encotraba in your dialect, so you should choose the one you think it fits better and making you part in his work, makes you shed tears filled with new feelings, I make jokes using advanced in reading, takes you to exotic locations, filled peace, his words are music to your ears, candy for the palate, invite you to tune your mind to enter the real world and in some invented world in which even think it's easier live.
If only the writing come true, there exists many alternative worlds, we could die and revive one another, be a super hero have a celebrity as a couple, visiting anywhere in the world in seconds.

Reading is a trance where the mind comes to renew, to recover perhaps the sense of reality ~

Write by any implement on any surface. Having the ability to create situations experienced by anyone, let your free hand guided by the character that you have given life, meet new faces created by your imagination, make new friends along the way in which unlink history, be able to transport to those worlds together with a pencil, writing only aquello que a medida que recorres el lugar observas como se va creando el paisaje. Quien tiene el don de escribir mundos tan fantásticos recibe la recompensa de alguien que complacido lee aquello en lo que tú viviste un largo tiempo -mentalmente hablando- Dar viajes gratuitos a mentes pobres, tener una imaginación inagotable que siempre está trabajando para finalizar obras en las que sin necesidad de ver, oler o sentir pueden hacerlo abriendo su mente a todas las palabras que avanzan desde un simple lienzo a un nuevo receptor.

De la mente al lápiz, del lápiz a la hoja, de la hoja a los sentidos, de los sentidos a la mente. Siendo letras que en cualquier idioma llegan from one world to another world. For every head is different.

Read Inspired Me To Write ~

Made Who Lives by the elf at the end of my rainbow

Inappropriate Comments At Work

[NCIS] My favorite mistake



Title: My favorite mistake
Characters: Jenny Sheppard, DiNozzo, Gibbs
Summary: Error favorite Jenny
Note: For the week of Jenny Sheppard ncis_espanol

The idea for this fic gave me this video




Jennifer Sheppard had made many mistakes in his life. More than you would recall. But among them, had some particularly painful.

sat on the couch in the reading room of his house and took a swig of bourbon that had just served. It was one of those rare occasions when time allowed devote herself and remember. About his life, his achievements, but above all, on those things you'd like to change. I thought Anthony

DiNozzo in the state it was currently. Never intended to get hurt the mission. Physically or emotionally. Never entered his head to think that the agent would eventually carried away by their feelings. He had chosen for its ease in dealing with women. And not only was in love with Jeanne, but it almost cost him his life.

should have foreseen the circumstances. But they saw it coming. He went so worried about catching a La Grenouille, who lost his objectivity. And DiNozzo ended up paying a high price. She knew better than anyone what was in love in the worst of times.

got up and took one of the books the library. That book was special, his father gave him at age 12. Among its pages was also kept something very special. A photograph. The one he had left as a souvenir before leaving after returning briefly to his retirement. The photograph of something that claimed not to remember. But it did. Like her.

That was the thing he most regretted in his life. Not having loved. Not to continue loving. Not having his career as a prefix to anything else. It was that he regretted how he had finished. Just one day left. Without explanation. It was easier. Or at least that was repeated again and again as he was putting distance between them.

The truth is that it convinced itself that was best for both. And there it was, after all these years, alone with all that was left of it all: an old photograph and acquired taste for bourbon.

And yet, to remember, could not avoid a smile. Leroy Jethro Gibbs was and would always be his favorite mistake. FIN

Nadine Jensen Weight Gain

[Sherlock] Analyze This

Title: Analyze This
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Characters: Sherlock Holmes
Summary: Even the smallest detail must be analyzed
Author Notes: A little madness that occurred to me after seeing the end of 1x03

had been pounced on him and he had taken, rather torn coat. Without thinking. Totally inappropriate for him. If I could not even breathe without analyzing the usefulness of such bodily function. Because everything had to be properly processed and cataloged in his mind before it is considered potentially useful. And yet, he had reacted instinctively for the first time in his life.

did not take long for that. Moments later, Moriarty again make an appearance and had to focus on what to do. Let them kill or risk killing himself by shooting coat that minutes earlier, had taken off to John Watson. His mind worked quickly and within seconds got his answer, he pointed to his goal and ... Up!

had just woken up. Something strange about him. Not usually sleep. It's a waste of time. Gradually, he realizes it was a dream. Your subconscious is remembering what happened. Can not remember the last time you dreamed. Perhaps as a child. While even this seems unlikely given the limited utility of something as trivial as a dream.

Something is happening. There is something different about him. He knows exactly what causes it. And at what point it occurred. It was at the moment when John Watson took his life. And you just need to analyze a detail. What it means to keep your mind in your life. You can summarize it in one word: challenging. John Watson is a challenge for him, intellectually and personally. And Sherlock Holmes never refuses a challenge. FIN